February—2008 will be the year for you, but retire before 2009 if you can. That new drug that R&D has just developed and gotten approved will be a blockbuster in 2008. The longer-term effects of the drug, however, won’t come to light until 2009: temporary insanity, blindness, uncontrollable flatulence, photosensitivity, an outbreak of Bubonic Plague, and Bell’s Palsy. You will also realize, albeit too late, that you sent some free samples to your cousin, Marty. Ah well, you never liked him much anyway.
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